Bright Lights and UFOs

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Hello Earthly dahlings - Ginger, feline reporter extraordinaire. I'm on assignment because The Chairman is "rattled." That's the word he used.

My Chairman was continuing his bad habit of spying but this time he was spying on the cats. He calls it research but whatevah!

Let me set the scene:

Beautiful black and white cat, Wally, looking regal sitting in the sun.
Wally soaking up some sun...

All was calm.

But wait!

Closeup photograph of Wally's ear.
Did you hear that?

The Chairman thought it was an earthquake...a low rumbling. AND THEN:

Bright light floods through the window and surrounds Wally.
BAM! Bright lights flood the room!

Wally fell off the perch and then looked back out the window.

Wally is fixated with something outside the window as bright lights surround him.
Uh-oh is that a UFO...

Wally gets all agitated and meowy for the rest of the evening.

Next day, Melvin sarcastically says he’s going to “watch out for the big bad UFO.”

Notice how calm he is:

Photograph of Melvin sitting in window cleaning himself.
I'm so cool and calm...

NOTICE THE BRIGHT LIGHT IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!

And then Melvin sees the light!

Extreme closeup of Melvin's right eye and ear surrounded by light rays.
Aliens doing a mind probe on Melvin...

Melvin tries to shield his eyes! The Chairman stays strong and keeps snapping photos!

Melvin uses his paw to cover his eyes.

Then it happened. The dazed Melvin screamed

MAAAAAAA! The UFO is back!

Melvin with his mouth wide open, fangs showing as the light streams through. He looks like he's screaming "Maaaaaa!"

The Chairman was so freaked by hearing a cat scream like a possessed robot that he dropped his camera and ran like a little kitten.

The Catberry Tails' gang stayed up late into the night debating about the Kreatrix and her heritage.

Then we woke up this morning and this guy was staring at the front door.

Photo of a plump, real lizard staring at the front door of the house.

Say what you want but we think he was dropped off to communicate with the Kreatrix.

 

 

5 thoughts on “Bright Lights and UFOs”

  1. Candie

    You just never know when relatives are going to show up on your door step. Must be uncle Harry, he just loves to travel.

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    1. The Kreatrix

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      Yo Candie,
      Laughing! I actually have an Uncle Harry who has departed for regions beyond. He was a Navy Admiral, so I'm sure he'd know how to commandeer a ship and find me. Especially since the alien blood came from the paternal side of the family...Uncle Harry is the oldest brother of my beloved Pa!

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    1. The Kreatrix

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      Hmmmm. Wonder if the Prof is tied into this in any way? Oh wait. He has to tolerate the insanity. Whew. Almost forgot!

      P.S. He claims it's far better than normalcy and boredom. So. Time for more craziness!

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  3. Kendra

    BAHAHAHAH! At work and saw this. We're all laughing here. "....dropped the camera and ran like a little kitten." BWAHAHAHAHA!

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