THE CHAIRMAN'S WISHLIST
Dearest Santa,
I understand I am supposed to tell you what I want for the day you call Christmas. Please understand I am now using a keyword for our neighbors, the spiderbots: Wish list, Wish list, Wish list. Bam! Done.
I have prepared the list below complete with explanations as to why I want them just in case you need to know. All good reasons, rest assured.
AND, if I may add, I’ve been mostly a good Real Stuffed Cat.
- Self-explanatory. Look at it. Think of the impression I will send since I am Chairman of Catberry Tails. I will be unveiling my manifesto at the beginning of the New Year. Good stuff.
- Self-explanatory. Goes with the car machine thingy. Does the machine need a key? If so, please make sure it’s included.
- A bank. Do you know humans’ walk in there and just leave their money? How cool is that? I could use some money right about now.
- I’m thinkin’ a throne would help me establish authority with the World Domination Squad. Notice the cool cat claw feet and big cats on top of the chair. Nice touch. Swoon.
- I’d like a bed for my cat. My cat makes me soooo happy I could cry.
- Again. Authority. Saw a show on TV in which a man wearing a bathrobe slammed this thing and got everyone’s attention. Very cool he could do that still decked out in his bathrobe.
- Tuna. Great for distracting the RLC’s (Real Life Cats).
By the way, I really, REALLY like Ginger. All she wants for Christmas is to see you come down our chimney. Do NOT disappoint her. Just sayin.
Love
The Chairman
P.S. This is Melvin. I did this to him on the computer. He doesn't know.
Candie
The Chairman sure doesn't want much. I guess if world domination is the aim you gota go big with the wish list. I was proud of him for thinking about a gift for "my cat" and Ginger.
Looking good Melvin, you can bring me presents any time.
Merry Christmas to all the RST's, RLC's , Kreatrix and the Prof.
The Kreatrix
Post authorYeah. The Chairman doesn't quite understand the concept of money, yet. He's such a sweet soul but is a square peg in a round hole. He'll make it, though. I have confidence! Merry Christmas to you!
BJ
Dear Kreatrix, Professor, and all Kitties (Real, Whimsical, Stuffed, etc.),
Merry Christmas! HO!HO!!HO!!!-and all that good stuff.
May all your Christmas dreams come true.
(P.S.-love the cute Christmas photo of The Chairman and Ginger)
The Kreatrix
Post authorDear BJ,
All of us wish you a very Merry Christmas. Thank you for supporting us! I hope our dreams and yours will come true next year! YAY!!!
Taylor
Dying here! We all are. Love the chairman's wish list. Fire in the fireplace. Tree lit. Well, and so are we. Yes, we are lit with Christmas cheer/mulled wine. This is one blog we hope survives through 2014. Thanks for all the cheer!!!!! HOHOHOHO.
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