Dear Humans - WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!!
It could have been tragic with a terrible outcome. A human butt squashed Eve 2.0...TWICE!!
Seriously humans?
Eve was sitting on a sofa looking so pretty and a human she'd never met before sat down on her like she didn't even exist.
But first
SHE MADE FUN OF HER
And then she sat on her AGAIN.
We decided to recreate the event so we could all feel Eve's pain with her.
Look at this! HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE.
The Kreatrix was upset. Eve was upset. EVERYONE was upset. SHEESH! Even Wally has kept his eye on Eve 2.0.
So, we suggested Eve 2.0 list her life manifesto in light of her ordeal...(My idea! I've seen a lot of these manifestos on human blogs...hmmmm....but anyway)
Take it away Eve 2.0!
Bravo! Well said Eve. Just remember
You may have gotten sat on twice but you still look good!
Candie
Dear Eve 2.0,
I must admit I had some insider information as to what happened to you and was horrified. But, I had to turn my head at the re-enactment pictures, just to much to bare .
I see by your manifesto however that the experience has left you stronger and will be more assertive in the future as to your right to sit where ever you please.
Taylor
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. This is priceless! How could someone sit on that adorable doll? If I saw that doll on a sofa she would be on my lap not under my rear...probably try to sneak her into my purse and head for the door!!
Kendra
Oh no! For real? Wow. However...you made this funny and that is why I keep coming back here. We all gotta laugh. Need to laugh. Hey, Eve...use your claws next time!
BJ
Really?? Someone made fun of Eve 2.0 and then proceeded to sit on her- TWICE!!
Who is this horrible human creature?? Don't worry, Eve 2.0, just send that cold-hearted
beast in my direction. I'll read him/her my own manifesto and believe me it will quickly
fill up your curse jar!!
The Kreatrix
Post authorHello BJ. I read your comment to Eve Twopointoh and we are all interested in having our curse jar filled some more. Could we ship the lady who sat on Eve your way so you can unleash your own manifesto on her (complete with LOTS of very bad language) and then you could send her back along with a check made out to THE CHAIRMAN of CATBERRY TAILS? Swell. Mwah.
Marcy
I'm sorry, Eve 2.0, for laughing at your unfortunate plight. It was very sad. However, I could not help giggle at the re-enactment and the story itself. I'm so ashamed of myself for that. That said, shame on her for making fun of you. THAT is not funny.
The Kreatrix
Post authorHello Marcy. It's the Chairman. We've none had the heart to tell Eve Twopointoh that we've laughed ourselves silly over the pictures. She's still too raw with the experience.
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