Breakin’ News Ginger Style

Ginger has her own letterhead now! She is an adorable soft sculptured cat doll. Her letterhead features beautiful handwriting and a beauty shot of Ginger.

Sweet Peas! It's me, Ginger, feline reporter extraordinaire with

Breaking News banner from TV.

The Chairman has not been at all happy lately - what with the Kreatrix' work schedule.

The Chairman sits with his arms crossed and a frown on his face.

Soooo...he decided to run away from home!!

I helped him pack his bag….

The Chairman and Ginger pack his bag with sweaters, sunglasses, his curse jar, camera and his cat.

It’s a pretty bag, too! Kreatrix designed it a few years back.

A decorative carboard and faux leather box sold in TJMaxx and Marshalls.

I thought it looked a little, um, girlie BUT he likes it.

Kreatrix says he won’t get far because it took him the whole day to drag the suitcase to the sidewalk. He’s also called twice “just to chat.”

Now he’s sitting out there waiting for people to drop money in his cup. Hmmmm.

Chairman sits on his suitcase at the sidewalk. A coffee cup with coins in it sits in front of him.

Not much foot traffic on our street. No traffic for that matter. No buses. No trains. Nothin.

Photo of a tumbleweed blowing on a very desolate road.

Ok, ok. So that's not our street. I'm a reporter. You know DRAMATIC LICENSE????

Hey, did I mention he penned a letter to Kreatrix’ client?

Wowy. The Chairman knows words I’ve never heard of. He got in trouble for writing it even though he didn’t send it.

It started out with a very nice compliment:

Dear Mister Know-it-all,

See? Nice.

Who do you think you are?

Well, here’s where I got confused because didn’t we already state he’s Mister Know-it-all? Anyway, then he continues:

Just what in poopy-pooh-baby wee wee (my words – not The Chairman’s – those are “off limits”) were you thinking giving this amount of work in so short a frankfurter (again, my word) amount of time?

I agree with him there. Too much work but Kreatrix seemed to understand the situation.

And if that wasn’t frankfurter enough, you say she doesn’t need to complete the first fist-pump-fanny-slap-give-yourself-a-whack until you get back from the other side of Planet Earth so she can complete the new go-sit-on-a-charred-frankfurter assignment.

Whew.

AND THEN, you send an inflated-gaseous-flame-throwing email the next day asking her to upload ASAP the aforementioned delayed designs!!! Ya know….designs she didn’t frankfurter have to complete for another run-over-you-with-a-spiked-steam-roller week. YEAH, THOSE DESIGNS.

Hang on a sec, Sweet Peas! My cell phone is ringing.

It’s the Chairman…he wants to chat again. Gotta go, lovies!

5 thoughts on “Breakin’ News Ginger Style

  1. Debbie

    Oh no! Chairman, come home! Don't run away!!! Your letter to sir client is most appropriate! I wish I had you in my corner.

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  2. Kendra

    Hope the work schedule lightens up a bit so the Kreatrix can spend a little more time with the Chariman (who might want to reexamine his choice of luggage.)

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    1. The Kreatrix

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      Chairman here...I think it's awesome. Ok. So it's pink and I've since discovered that's a girly color. Ok, so I don't like it anymore.

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  3. BJ

    Ditto what the Chairman wrote. Mister Know-it-all needs to get his act together and leave the Kreatrix in peace.

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  4. Candie

    Chairman you just go ahead and pack up your little bag and come visit me. I don't have clients and no deadlines. I have three real kitties you can play with they'd love to see you. I have some lovely friends that would pamper and pet you. I'll let you use the computer to communicate with Kreatrix and Ginger.

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