The Most Non-Excellent Adventure

The Chairman's letterhead complete with his photo and pawprint.

#1 Tip For Felines

If you see this come out:

A photo of the dreaded cat carrier used to take cats to the veterinarian.

RUN! HIDE! Do NOT think it's a cool little cat bed and go inside for a nap, MELVIN.

I for one have vivid memories of what happens when I deal with one of these. You can check out that misadventure here.

Melvin was the first to leave for his "Spa Day".

Right. Clueless.

He had to have four teeth pulled. And if that wasn't enough, he comes home and Wally doesn't recognize him. Two days of hissing, chasing and spitting.

Melvin, the real life cat, gives Wally the stink-eye.
Melvin gives the Wally the stink-eye...

No amount of butt-sniffing could convince Wally that Melvin is the same buddy he has been playing with for several years.

Wally sniffs Melvin's butt.
Wally goes in for another sniff...

Wally ruled the roost while Melvin hid wondering what he'd done wrong.

Wally is resting in front of a roaring fire in a very comfy chair.
Hey Wally...where's Melvin?

And then...

It was Wally's turn. Wally's "Spa Day".

You'd think he would have figured something was up when he didn't get his bedtime snack. You'd think he would have REALLY figured it out when he didn't get his breakfast. Here's a tip Wally:

FASTING isn't always a good thing!

Oh, lordy. Wally was crying and begging. Then he eyed the freshly decorated tree with a look on his face of:

This tree is goin' down unless you feed me NOW!

Wally is eyeing the christmas tree with a devilish look on his face.

FINALLY Melvin sees the dreaded formerly cool cat bed by the front door. Check out his face.

Melvin's ears are pinned back and his pupils huge. He is sitting on top of a desk looking down at the carrier.

Notice the position of the ears. Yup. Spa Day my pahtooty. That is a look born from experience, people. Melvin KNEW. There is no Spa.

Uh-huh. Well, check out this video:

Long story short, Wally comes home minus 3 teeth and voila! Melvin ain't so bad after all.

Sheesh. And if things couldn't get any more weird, check out the resident kitty at the veterinarian's office:

An adorable siamese cat with a dress on and a special cone around it's neck.

Apparently she has a very bad skin condition where it tears easily. She has to stay dressed like this so she doesn't hurt herself.

The dressed up kitty is staring at a Santa Clause cannister of the counter top.

I like how she's doing a mental probe on Santa up there.

Fork over a treat mister magic-reindeer-sleigh-flying-knows-everyone's-wish-list-jolly-man-in- red.

Kreatrix took pity on her and fished a treat out of Santa's head for her. M'kay, I'm gonna leave you with that visual.

 

6 thoughts on “The Most Non-Excellent Adventure

  1. Candie

    Oh, No, just could not stand to hear Wally screaming NO, NO, NO. There are tears in my eyes. Poor Wally, Poor Melvin. Getting kitties into a carrier is like, um, pulling teeth?

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  2. Taylor

    Oh no! I shouldn't laugh but Wally's singing is priceless. Is that the background music for Bad to the Bone? I kept wanting to sing ba ba ba ba bad to the bone... I agree with Candie it sounds like Wally is saying NO. NO. NO.

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    1. The Kreatrix

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      Hiya Taylor! Chairman here. You are gooooood. Yes that is Bad to the Bone. One of my favs because I am bad to the bone. In a hot way. Ya know...a good way. At least Ginger thinks so.

      Cheers!
      The Chairman

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  3. Kendra

    Wally! You are so talented! Especially at the beginning when you are singing Wah-ooo. Nice vocal control. Sorry about yer teeth, tho!

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  4. Teddie

    Oh dear! Poor little cats! Years ago I had a completely toothless cat and let me tell you, she could still eat dry food! Didn't slow her up one bit! Hope your little ones get back to normal real fast.

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