There are no keywords for this post. I am...I am...Well...I don't care.
It all started out just FINE.
The Kreatrix received a package from one of my biggest competitors for her attention: Darth Vader (a "client"). All right, she said he was nice but still!
So I thought I would help her and open it.
Wow! Beautiful, brightly colored thingys. The CEO and I were soooo excited. It was all so exotic. We spread the bounty out on the floor for the Kreatrix to view.
And, yes, we took a selfie. So sue us. The Kreatrix was taking her own sweet time coming out to see what she'd received.
Long story short, we got bored and created a game to play. It was called STACK THE BRIGHTLY COLORED THINGYS.
Check out the CEO's expression. He is undergoing some steely concentration.
Wally came to watch while I skillfully stacked the colorful thingys. I was ahead at this point
And then, at long last, the Kreatrix showed up:
"Whatcha doing?" she asked sweetly.
I described the lovely stacking game we invented and that the CEO was now ahead.
And then she said.
"That sounds very creative. You do know what those are, don't you?"
Wally looked at us all "uh-huh, go ahead...make my day...answer the question."
Of course I didn't know. So then She enlightened us:
"They're doggy waste bags. You know, for doggie poop. I have to design the box they go in."
Wha....wha...WHAAAAT?
I said in slow motion "I was playing with (and I said it cause I didn't care how much money I had to put in my freakin' piggy bank) DOG SH*T BAGS............."
I scrubbed and scrubbed my paws. I barely calmed down long enough for her to show me this bag.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? WHY....WHY would you put steamy doggy poopola in a bag with a kitty head on it....or hearts or sweet little pawprints? WHY? You all are SICK, you hear me? Oh, my poor Kreatrix...that she has to make her living in such a manner.
I've got to go lay down.
Judi Stohlmann
Very creative. It is nice to see something so whimsical and laughable.
BJ
Too funny!! By the way, I vote theChairman doesn't have to put any money in his "freakin'" piggy bank because he was obviously extremely traumatized. (Dog poop will do that to a whimsical cat.)
The Kreatrix
I know, right? I'm always a little concerned about how he may feel about things. Good thing he's cute!
Sarah P Carrigan
I've never commented but sat with my 10 year old boy today and read stuff on your blog. We had the best time...my son loves the videos! Thanks for the giggles!
The Kreatrix
Awwww. Thank you! I've been thinking of adding PG13 to the beginning of some posts to let parents know they might want to skim the post first...esp. those that deal with certain words!! But I will never spell them out! Thank you for stopping by!
Kendra
Thank god the doggie bags didn't come with samples. That would have really freaked out the Chairman.
The Kreatrix
Yes it would have. However, he is now trying to figure out how you get the dog to do his "business" in the bag.
Candie
Chairman, you got to face the facts. You just can't train a dog to use a litter box, hence a poop bag. Might as well make them pretty.
The Kreatrix
Hello Candie...this is the Chairman. I have a question. How do you get the dog to poop in the bag? My little mind is filled with images I'd just as soon not have in there.
Candie
I actually know how to do that, but truly is another image you don't want to have. The dog doesn't want to know either.
Marcy
This whole thread is hilarious.
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