So Santa is Really a Man Named Mr. Craigs List
Remember my Christmas wish list?
Remember this?
Well, thanks to Mr. Craigs List, I got this instead. I beg of you, why?
I called an emergency meeting with the World Domination Squad and the Kreatrix.
She tells me:
“Find your inner Einstein and use it. I know he’s in there somewhere.”
Oh, man. Why does everything have to have so many steps involved?
So I look up Einstein and here is what I found:
And this quote:
"His great intellectual achievements and originality have made the word "Einstein" synonymous with genius."
You humans really confuse me. Does this mean she’s a genius?
Personally, the little genius known as The Chairman has a bone to pick with Mr. Craigs List.
Candie
Chairman, everyone's first car looks like that. Buff it up, clean it out, a pair of fuzzy dice and you're ready to roll. Ginger will look hot in that car.
The Kreatrix
Exactly! This is what I told him. He and Dude are outside scrubbing the car right now and mumbling something about pimping their ride.
BJ
Oh, My!! Looks like the household auto insurance is about to sky rocket.
Hope The Chairman has lots of change in his little cat piggybank.
(Insurance-just one more confusing human concept for the little guy to handle!!)
Debbie
I remember my first car. It. Was. Awful. But it ran! Cheer up Chairman! I think your car could be something spectacular!