She Likes Big Butts Especially on Cat Dolls
We had a board meeting and the Kreatrix announced a redesign on our butts. I was a bit offended at first but then I saw her point. Let's face it, a bigger booty allows for a more steady seated position. Ya know...so we don't fall over backward.
NOTE TO SELF: Do tiny-butt humans fall over backwards? Must Google it.
Kreatrix purchased some cute dolls from Pier One for us to see because they had nice butts. (You might think butts is our key word for the spiderbots today but that would just be icky)
I had my first conference call ever! I could get used to this!! We also reviewed a great book that had ideas for butt implants on dolls. Kreatrix thought the book was incredible! Stuffed Animals; From Concept to Construction by Abigail Glassenberg.
Kreatrix will experiment with some cool, soft vintage fabric she found.
We gathered for our after meeting photo and Dude finally showed up. Check out Ginger shooting him the stink eye.
Turns out Dude was on a Top Secret Mission for the Kreatrix.
A BIG MISSION. Kreatrix put money in the curse jar so we could let loose if we needed to.
AHHHHHHHH! There's more of us!!
Yowza Meowza! Some of those cats look a lot like me! I can hardly wait to get to know them. We're going to need all the helping paws around here we can get!
Get offa our tiny butts and get to work!!!
BJ
Yea for big butts!! Kim Kardashian applauds you!!
The Kreatrix
Post authorHello BJ. This is The Chairman. I had to google Kim Kardashian. Um. Wow. Seems there's more goin' on there besides a copious tush. Thank you so much for bringing this to my attention!
Sincerely,
The Chairman
Candie
Chairman, I think you're going to need a bigger table too. The crowd is growing and not just their butts.
So glad to know that all the years invested in growing my big butt were not wasted.
The Kreatrix
Post authorDear Miss Candie,
Hi. This is the Chairman. I'm glad you see the need for a bigger table. The Kreatrix said we have to keep using this one for now, so I told her those new cats better not have giant butts. Personally, I'd like my own private desk complete with an in basket and pencil cup...and assistant. AND a private parking space for my car.
Purrs,
The Chairman