Wowie wow wow wow!

So I screamed like a little kitten when I met my peeps! It’s one thing to talk about your community, it’s another thing when it starts coming true!

I’m calling the orange one Ginger. I may or may not have a little crush on her. She’s very silly and, well, pretty.

So far, I’m calling the other one Dude. Mainly because I kept screaming “DUDE, you scared the kitty poo outta me!”

Dude and Ginger got the full tour. It was Ginger’s idea to place the fake poinsettia plants (real ones are poisonous!) on the RLC’s while they slept and then take pictures of ourselves with them. HAHA.

Oh dear, I Am So Afraid…NOT! Look at Rudy’s face. He woke up and was all like “what the hiss is that?”

We had to move fast to get our picture taken.

I let Ginger and Dude in on my World Domination plan and how I need a screwdriver thingy to hack into the cool vintage iMac. However, I need to borrow the car machine and order it to take me to the hardware store.

I went out front and had a few words with the car.

"Hey, machine thingy, how's about you takin' me to the store."

Nothin'. So I decided to look it right in an eyeball and speak firmly.

"Pop open those doors, big fella, and let me hop in!"

Still nothin’. Dumber than a dog, those machines are. Just sat and stared at me.

Then I discover what stands between me and the hardware store.

KEYS.

A word about keys. They, also, hold great power and importance for humans. Apparently a key will MAKE a machine take you to the store.

Small problemo…why do you humans have sooooo many keys?

I recruited the World Domination Squad.

We pawed through them trying to figure out which was the magic key to a car machine.

Ginger just wanted to take selfies.

Then Dude had the brilliant idea to take all the keys out to the driveway and throw them one by one against the cars to see which one would make it open the doors. But when we got out there I noticed a little notch on the door of the Kreatrix' car. Hmmmm.

Hallelujah! One of those babies actually fit!

Here I am about to make it all happen:

And then this happened.

sigh. And she says THE single most popular phrase EVER these days:

"What are you doing?"

I told her I needed a screwdriver.

And she looked all funny-like and said:

"The drink or the tool?"

Confusion abounds. Not wanting to look stupid, I politely asked which one would do the job?

"Both are capable but one should not be used in combination with that car. "

Humans. Drinks are tools. Keys are powerful. Anything with a screen is powerful. You put dead trees in your house with lights all over them. Honestly.

I think I need a drink.