Clearly She’s Off Her Rocker

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The Chairman's letterhead complete with his photo and pawprint.

Oh Look! It's a...It's a...

Colorful, explosive thingy.

Very colorful small rug made out of long chunks of yard. A very wild shag rug.

Kreatrix blew in the door over the weekend all excited over treasures she found for me from what appears to be her home planet. This time she said her planet is named planet Estate Sale.

A closeup of the colorful shag rug making it look like terrain on an alien planet.

Seriously. Does this not look like otherworldly terrain? Kreatrix was hyperventilating while taking photos saying things like

"...fall into a giant vat of colors...what a way to go...look at the explosion of the color wheel..."

Ewwwkay.

As if one wasn't enough, there are two.

Another extravagant small shag rug.

Up close of second shag rug making it look like alien terrain.

Bandit liked this one and hauled it off to his room.

Bandit, an adorable black and white soft sculptured cat doll sits on one of the shag rugs looking quite pleased with himself.

She swore you all would enjoy these photos so don't blame me.

HOWEVER. It is my job to figure out what to do with them.

Kreatrix suggested

"You all are a little uptight. You might want to try meditating on them."

Fine.

Two of the soft sculpture cat dolls are sitting on a rug trying to meditate. Their mouths have been altered in photoshop to show extreme concentration.

Bandit kept saying

"om, ooooommmm, auuummmm"

Which really annoyed me and got in the way of quieting my monkey mind.

Kreatrix looked at us and said

"Soft eyes, gentlemen! Don't stare so hard."

After 60 very long seconds of hearing Bandit's hum song and my eyes burning like heck I gave up.

And then the final straw snapped my little back when the Kreatrix handed me this.

The Chairman is pictured with a very colorful gourd covered in yarn. He is not smiling.

Are those reindeer? And if so, what the heck is the dude on the left doing to the one on the right?

Well, the reindeer do look like their sniffing each others rear ends kind of like dogs do in greeting each other.

The thing on top is kinda nice.

A colorful pom-pom sits on top of the gourd.

Okay. So I rather like this. I think I'll keep it. Kreatrix really loves it.

The colorful covered gourd sits on the shag rug. An explosion of color that is really quite lovely.

There is a certain familiarity to the crazy rug-type yarn things. They remind me of Kreatrix' hair and how it is never calm and sometimes she has to feed my curse jar when she looks in the mirror.

Kreatrix with very wild, out of control red hair. Can't really see her face. Too much hair!See what I mean?

5 thoughts on “Clearly She’s Off Her Rocker”

  1. BJ

    Wow, Kreatrix, you sure found some colorful treasures. Do you know where these woven beauties originated from?
    Chairman, I too seem to have a "monkey mind" most days! I don't think sitting on the woven mat would calm me either. All the colors would just make me more distracted!

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  2. Candie

    Wow, everything is very, umm, colorful. Bandit looks good on his rug. Pink reindeer, don't think I've seen many of those since the sixties. Still, it looks like a good haul from planet Estate Sale. Is that the one surrounded by all those small moons called Yard Sales?

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  3. Taylor

    Monkey mind! Someone knows what they say when you take meditation classes! Those deer need to behave themselves...oh my!

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  4. Debbie

    My daughter just posted a comment and neglected to say anything whatsoever about the fact you've posted a photo of yourself!!!! Wow. That's a lot of hair. I think maybe you might be rather pretty. Hard to tell. LOL!

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