Yep. Been awhile. Don't blame me!!

I, for one, got so disgusted with the Kreatrix and her obsession of needing to make money via her other job, that I packed my bag and left for the Tropics.

There are many Wise Ones to be found in the jungle. Here I am waiting to be counseled by Zelda Von Fripowitz, a very powerful being.

It’s hot here, folks, but I am determined to get some answers regarding life.

This is me going over questions in my head whilst waiting for Zelda, High Priestess of The Jungle and Keeper of All Knowledge.

I feel kinda like Indiana Jones!

BEHOLD. I PRESENT YOU WITH ZELDA VON FRIPOWITZ

Kreatrix just looked at this post and asked me to tell the truth.

Gah. Fine!

Zelda is a bearded dragon who came to live with us. I have since found out she is NOT from the jungle or the tropics. She's a creature of desert climates. She is, in fact, from Australia.  AUSTRALIA PEOPLE! Well, throw another shrimp on the barbie and call me an idiot. Blimey! NOT MY FAULT.

HEY, Kreatrix, Zelda’s terrarium called and wants you to remove the TROPICAL background scenery. Sheesh.

A cat sees tropical scenery, he thinks tropical thoughts.

We all knew a creature like Zelda was destined to be a part of our future. (Click here for a quick refresher as to why.)

ANYWHO, turns out Zelda is very wise indeed (she sounds like Yoda when she talks). We frequently consult her with our innermost ponderings. (Again, I’ve been asked to strike these statements but I won’t.)

It’s true, Kreatrix!

THE BEST PART: Zelda put a whammie on Kreatrix and it worked!!!! She’s back to building my community with some new and exciting twists!

Stay tuned!