Please Don't Fold, Spindle or Mutilate!
Folks, I am concerned. The Kreatrix is taking my new minions on an airplane tomorrow!
IN A SUITCASE
I...I...Why?
She reassured me they'd be safe inside the airplane with her...
IN A SUITCASE
Look at this face and ask yourself if you'd stuff her in a suitcase:
I mean really...
I gathered my minions of World Domination Smiles and Happiness and gave them emergency lessons in curling up inside the Kreatrix carry-on bag. Please note:
I think they enjoyed it a little too much.
Here we are before the training session. I won't show you the after picture.
The Prof and I also got Kreatrix a special self inflating and adjustable back pillow for the oddly shaped seats you humans travel in whilst hurdling through the air.
Um. You release a valve on the pillow as it's stuffed behind your back and it makes a sound like a nice, long dog fart. Kreatrix said it's called a long, slow windy one.
EW
Here are the cool tags that get tied around the wrists of my World Domination Embassadors.
I'm nervous and excited! I hope Kreatrix sits next to an understanding person who doesn't think she's being rude when her back pillow decides to cut one.
Candie
No, no, no folding, no mutilation!! Oowww eeeee. Chairman it might be painful but at least if they get on the plane with Kreatrix they won't get lost and end up in Iceland or Timbuktu. Cross your paws and hope for the best.
The Kreatrix
Post authorCandie - Chairman here! Kreatrix has barely called in!!! I'm on pins and needles - which really hurts - why do you humans undergo such punishment? I know they all arrived safely but sheesh!
BJ
Does The Chairman and Company realize that the three new minions will NOT be returning in the suitcase??
Do they realize that they will NEVER see them again?? I fear the psychological repercussions may forever scar the little guys. At the very least, they will NEVER let you stuff them in a suitcase!
On a totally different note, LOVE the little wrist tags you created. Even suffering with a bad back did not stop the Kreatrix and her kreative genius!
The Kreatrix
Post authorUm...Dearest BJ - Chairman here. I trained them to be messengers of happiness. It's the Kreatrix I'm worried about. She tends to fall in love with them. More updates later!
Stu
Well, being stuffed in a carry on bag is much better than being placed in a cat travel container and placed in the luggage section with the "D-O-G" that is most certain aboard that flight. Chairman, Kreatix is always thinking of your well being even though she has the cats in the carry on bag as the perfect excuse on who let out the long, slow windy one.
Taylor
Awww. They had fun zipped up in the bag together! Can hardly wait to hear how it goes.