WARNING: GPS REQUIRED FOR FOR THE KREATRIX

Kreatrix and I are going insane. She has been swallowed up by her computer. See:

She's spending massive hours on marketing courses and social networking lectures and spending NO time, zippo, nada on my minions for World Domination.

The only way I can talk to her is by calling her on the phone.

I've been planning out our upcoming posts. And now my competition, CLIENTS, are calling begging for her attention.

And then I find her reading this:

 

We have dual pane windows, people! What could possibly be so noisy in our world?

So then she tells me it's a metaphor for how crowded the internet is and how distracted people are nowadays.

"We've got to be able to find our tribe so that we can have fun together here at Catberry Tails."

Huh? Seriously. Huh? Talking cat dolls and Magnificats aren't a big enough draw?

"No. We've got a lot more work to do so we can build an online community."

So then she tells me she may only be able to blog twice a week for a short time. She is going on a very brave journey inside the internet to personally find our tribe and bring them back here!

My reaction?

Then she gave me an assignment.

"We need business cards and revisions to our blog. Plus we need to make a lot of dolls and learn how to do Ecards."

I'm making a large donation to the curse jar in anticipation of rough times ahead.