Today we had a little mega meltdown.

Best I can understand it is there are little spider robots crawling all around the internet and they pick up stuff from your blog and barf it up like a bad furball onto Google, Yahoo and Bing (and what the Hiss kinda names are those?)

For some reason, all this is upsetting the Kreatrix…or rather I should say CRAZY CAT LADY. Did you feel that? A spider just crawled all over CRAZY CAT LADY. And again it did. Here is what my beloved CRAZY CAT LADY said:

"In order for people to find us on the internet we have to attract the Search Engines and their minions, The Spiderbots. We do that by using keywords that apply to our site. I could just cry. All we want to do is just be ourselves but now we have to make sure we stick in words like Catberry Tails, Cats, Crazy Cat Lady, Cat Dolls…ON EVERY POST. How else will the little spider bots find us and stick us in the proper Categories where people can find us?"

Don’t know why she’s so upset because Wally, Smelly Melly and Rudy excel at chasing spiders, eating them and barfing them up. I’ve already spoken to the boys and they are ready to roll.

Anywho. No pressure CRAZY CAT LADY, but your first post was on October 7th. It is now NOVEMBER! So pull it together, figure out about the spider invasion and let’s get this CRAZY CAT LADY show on the road.

High five!