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But If You Try Sometime, You Find, You Get What You Need

The Kreatrix kept singing those lyrics every time I grumbled about my car machine. You know, this one:

Apparently a human named Rolling Stone sang this song so I googled him. Lo and behold, this popped out at me:

It's got to be a sign!!!! Remember this:

Immediately I assumed Mr. Rolling Stone must be a genius so I figured I'd listen to him and try to work on my car machine. And while I was scrubbing it I found something.

AND GUESS WHAT?????? I GOT WHAT I NEEDED!!!

TA DA:

A Cup Holder! Awesomeness.

And since I was so excited about my car machine that comes with a cupholder, I let the Kreatrix put a traditional Happy New Year's costume on me.

Why, humans, why? Is this really necessary?

You all go and enjoy wearing your New Year's costume and we'll catch you back here on Friday.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

So Santa is Really a Man Named Mr. Craigs List

Remember this?

Well, thanks to Mr. Craigs List, I got this instead. I beg of you, why?

Beaten up child's electric car with potential.

I called an emergency meeting with the World Domination Squad and the Kreatrix.

She tells me:

“Find your inner Einstein and use it. I know he’s in there somewhere.”

Oh, man. Why does everything have to have so many steps involved?

So I look up Einstein and here is what I found:

Classic Einstein photo in black and white with his tongue out.

And this quote:

"His great intellectual achievements and originality have made the word "Einstein" synonymous with genius."

You humans really confuse me. Does this mean she’s a genius?

Miley Cyrus with her tongue sticking out.

Personally, the little genius known as The Chairman has a bone to pick with Mr. Craigs List.

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