Two Things You Should Never Throw Out

The Chairman's letterhead complete with his photo and pawprint.

I'm here with the Kreatrix. Say hello, Kreatrix.

"Hello Kreatrix."

Very funny.

"Thank you."

At least your humor is returning.

OK, so the number one thing you should never throw out is your back. Don't do it!

See those glasses down there at the Kreatrix feet?

Eyeglasses are on the floor by the Kreatrix feet.

Tell 'em what you said after you dropped them.

"They might as well be in Egypt."

She can't bend over and get them! Do NOT throw your back away EVER again!

The Kreatrix will tell you the second thing you should NEVER throw out:

"A cat."

That's it?

"Or a dog. Don't do it. Don't set them out, abandon them or hurt them. Ever....Or else."

Or else what.

"Watch this Oscar-nominated animation and you'll see why. It's one of my very favorite animated shorts from Canada. It's called The Cat Came Back."

Yah. Watch it and don't throw out a pet or we will come get you because we know where you live.

"No we don't...not all of the readers."

Oh.  What about one of your spaceships?

"I'll work on it."

WATCH THIS OR ELSE!!

8 thoughts on “Two Things You Should Never Throw Out

  1. Candie

    Too Funny! Rosebud especially liked it since she's never left the house since the day we rescued her from the garden.
    Let Chairman get those glasses for you.

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    1. The Kreatrix

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      Wise kitty that Rosebud! The door could be hold open wide for Melvin and he would just stare at us like "what, are you daft?" He's had enough of life on the streets!

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    1. The Kreatrix

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      Well, BJ, it's this way: my humor has been rather dark as of late BUT it's still humor!! Gotta give me credit for that! 2014 is kinda off to a whizbang start...can only go up from here (knock on wood).

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  2. Taylor

    I LOVE The Cat Came Back! I remember this from my childhood. I just watched it again with my little boy. I love your blog. It's a nice place to come and smile. Are you going to ever sell those dolls? Any of them? I sure hope so! Hope you're feeling better.

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    1. The Kreatrix

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      Chairman here. Hi. Kreatrix is kinda crying a bit because she was introduced to the video AFTER her childhood was over. Maybe even pretty well, sorta way out or kinda completely over. She won't let me say for sure. But she loved you showed it to your son. I have to go comfort her now so she doesn't feel too old.

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  3. Diandra

    I just spent that last half hour or so going through your blog. I was looking for Catberry Tails fabric on etsy and found you! I am dying here. LOVE the dolls! Those Magnificats! Wow. This is delightful and funny and so unique. Can hardly wait to see where you will go with this!

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